on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
babies were throwing up all over the place
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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