see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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