She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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