You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
