I'm laying in your front yard are you home
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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