Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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