They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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