out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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