At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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