"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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