The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i dont even know how to be here
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
