Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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