The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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