I just pynch a tree in the face
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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