You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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