i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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