Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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