i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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