i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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