I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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