What a fucking waste of an outfit
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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