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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
There's always time for handjobs
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
