is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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