Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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