oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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