just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
When are your genitals available?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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