Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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