You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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