i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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