fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
