Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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