On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she peed on how many people?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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