I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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