handjob tips. give me some.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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