IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
