At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
