i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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