i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
