Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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