The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
