So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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