i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
