we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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