i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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