it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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