trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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