You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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