that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just googled if crying burns calories
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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