i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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