and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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