i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Brb crying the tears of my youth
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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