love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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