lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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