Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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