i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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